Shannananan

(Doo! Doo! Dodoodoo!)

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knitmeapony:

suzie-guru:

familiaralien:

xtattooedheart:

birdologist:

I can’t even hear what this dude’s saying but look at how ineffectually angry this bird is.

I’ve had days where I’ve wanted ti shriek like this at people too.
As a side note, I love that barn owls are used to often in art, and considered the most beautiful species, yet they make a noise like Satan’s chalkboard.
Majestic.

So much for owls saying hoot :U

"Are we ready, little one?"

*SCREECH OF MURDEROUS RAGE*

I’ve got nothing but love for folks who call angry, screeching predators ‘little one’.

and I know you’re saying let me go or I’ll eat your face. you are so cute. yes that is 100% the natural progression of those sentences

(Source: spookiologist, via thekindergartener)

Filed under no but this is exactly what you sound like when you work with angry animals Are you a little Demon Spawn?? Oh yes you aaare! Who's a good demon spawn? You! Its you!

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The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

not to be biased or anything but Ravenclaw’s the only one who seems to want to really avoid the whole death thing.

(via amenkeepsuskind)

Filed under i mean yeah great thanks for the honour Gryff but you dead now... Slyth is in jail...Huff and I are both dead.. IMMA GO WITH NOT DYING OR HAVING OTHER PEOPLE DIE ON MY CONSCIENCE Ravenclaw

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youngbloodcaster:

onesilentcall:

sammybitchfacewinchester:

reading-rainbow:

THIS AIN’T A SCENE, IT’S A

GAH

DEH

ARH

REH

WE’RE GOING DOWN DOWN INANULLIARAN

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGIN’

I’LL BE YANUMBAWAH WITHABULLIN

ALLUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITENBOOLIT

DANCE DANCE, WEFALLEENAPAH DOO HURRDAH

DANCE DANCE, ANEEZADA LIES YOU LUVDALEEB

This has made me realize 90% of old Fall Ouut Boy songs wouldn’t need to be changed into Simlish for a Sims game.

(via cpcoulter)

Filed under i sang along and these are perfecttt fall out boy i love you but yes